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PokerStars Game #72856392865: Tournament #553010492, $10+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level I (10/20) – 2011/12/27 14:02:33 ET
Table ‘553010492 262’ 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: noah-elias (3180 in chips)
Seat 2: hellboyz1984 (2990 in chips)
Seat 3: ZIMA437 (2830 in chips)
Seat 4: zexose (2970 in chips)
Seat 5: xxViNtxx (2980 in chips)
Seat 6: timex111 (3000 in chips)
Seat 7: kalkas_333 (2960 in chips)
Seat 8: N00rb (3075 in chips)
Seat 9: Mr. Espenes (3015 in chips)
xxViNtxx: posts small blind 10
timex111: posts big blind 20

• HOLECARDS*
  Dealt to hellboyz1984 [As Qc]
  kalkas_333: folds
  N00rb: folds
  Mr. Espenes: raises 40 to 60
  noah-elias: folds
  hellboyz1984: calls 60
  ZIMA437: calls 60
  zexose: calls 60
  xxViNtxx: calls 50
  timex111: folds
• FLOP* [6c Ac 7d]
  xxViNtxx: checks
  Mr. Espenes: checks
  hellboyz1984: bets 208
  ZIMA437: folds
  zexose: folds
  xxViNtxx: calls 208
  Mr. Espenes: folds
• TURN* [6c Ac 7d] [Ad]
  xxViNtxx: checks
  hellboyz1984: bets 441
  xxViNtxx: calls 441
• RIVER* [6c Ac 7d Ad] [7c]
  xxViNtxx: checks
  hellboyz1984: bets 900
  xxViNtxx: raises 1371 to 2271 and is all-in
  hellboyz1984: calls 1371
• SHOWDOWN*
  xxViNtxx: shows [Ah 9c] (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
  hellboyz1984: shows [As Qc] (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
  xxViNtxx collected 3080 from pot
  hellboyz1984 collected 3080 from pot
• SUMMARY*
  Total pot 6160 | Rake 0
  Board [6c Ac 7d Ad 7c]
  Seat 1: noah-elias folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: hellboyz1984 showed [As Qc] and won (3080) with a full house, Aces full of Sevens
  Seat 3: ZIMA437 folded on the Flop
  Seat 4: zexose (button) folded on the Flop
  Seat 5: xxViNtxx (small blind) showed [Ah 9c] and won (3080) with a full house, Aces full of Sevens
  Seat 6: timex111 (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 7: kalkas_333 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 8: N00rb folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: Mr. Espenes folded on the Flop

PokerStars Game #72859114478: Tournament #553010492, $10+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level V (30/60) – 2011/12/27 14:44:58 ET
Table ‘553010492 262’ 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: noah-elias (2596 in chips)
Seat 2: hellboyz1984 (2920 in chips)
Seat 3: sibir2 (2915 in chips)
Seat 4: zexose (7054 in chips)
Seat 5: xxViNtxx (2360 in chips)
Seat 6: timex111 (6640 in chips)
Seat 7: BuilleMéLeat (3320 in chips)
Seat 8: N00rb (3067 in chips)
Seat 9: Mr. Espenes (5128 in chips)
noah-elias: posts the ante 5
hellboyz1984: posts the ante 5
sibir2: posts the ante 5
zexose: posts the ante 5
xxViNtxx: posts the ante 5
timex111: posts the ante 5
BuilleMéLeat: posts the ante 5
N00rb: posts the ante 5
Mr. Espenes: posts the ante 5
sibir2: posts small blind 30
zexose: posts big blind 60

• HOLECARDS*
  Dealt to hellboyz1984 [Qh Kd]
  xxViNtxx: folds
  timex111: calls 60
  BuilleMéLeat: calls 60
  N00rb: calls 60
  Mr. Espenes: folds
  noah-elias: folds
  hellboyz1984: raises 180 to 240
  sibir2: folds
  zexose: folds
  timex111: calls 180
  BuilleMéLeat: calls 180
  N00rb: calls 180
• FLOP* [Kc Qd 6h]
  timex111: checks
  BuilleMéLeat: checks
  N00rb: checks
  hellboyz1984: bets 711
  timex111: folds
  BuilleMéLeat: calls 711
  N00rb: folds
• TURN* [Kc Qd 6h] [Js]
  BuilleMéLeat: checks
  hellboyz1984: bets 1964 and is all-in
  BuilleMéLeat: calls 1964
• RIVER* [Kc Qd 6h Js] [Jc]
• SHOWDOWN*
  BuilleMéLeat: shows [8h Kh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
  hellboyz1984: shows [Qh Kd] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
  hellboyz1984 collected 6445 from pot
• SUMMARY*
  Total pot 6445 | Rake 0
  Board [Kc Qd 6h Js Jc]
  Seat 1: noah-elias folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: hellboyz1984 (button) showed [Qh Kd] and won (6445) with two pair, Kings and Queens
  Seat 3: sibir2 (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 4: zexose (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 5: xxViNtxx folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 6: timex111 folded on the Flop
  Seat 7: BuilleMéLeat showed [8h Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
  Seat 8: N00rb folded on the Flop
  Seat 9: Mr. Espenes folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

PokerStars Game #72859525644: Tournament #553010492, $10+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level VI (40/80) – 2011/12/27 14:51:12 ET
Table ‘553010492 262’ 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: noah-elias (2838 in chips)
Seat 2: hellboyz1984 (6330 in chips)
Seat 3: cuise (2985 in chips)
Seat 4: zexose (6924 in chips)
Seat 5: xxViNtxx (2230 in chips)
Seat 6: timex111 (6480 in chips)
Seat 7: happypuppy20 (3440 in chips)
Seat 8: N00rb (6049 in chips)
Seat 9: Mr. Espenes (4594 in chips)
noah-elias: posts the ante 10
hellboyz1984: posts the ante 10
cuise: posts the ante 10
zexose: posts the ante 10
xxViNtxx: posts the ante 10
timex111: posts the ante 10
happypuppy20: posts the ante 10
N00rb: posts the ante 10
Mr. Espenes: posts the ante 10
hellboyz1984: posts small blind 40
cuise: posts big blind 80

• HOLECARDS*
  Dealt to hellboyz1984 [Ah Tc]
  zexose: folds
  xxViNtxx: folds
  timex111: folds
  happypuppy20: raises 80 to 160
  N00rb: calls 160
  Mr. Espenes: folds
  noah-elias: folds
  hellboyz1984: calls 120
  cuise: folds
• FLOP* [Qd 8s Ac]
  hellboyz1984: bets 422
  happypuppy20: calls 422
  N00rb: folds
• TURN* [Qd 8s Ac] [2h]
  hellboyz1984: bets 747
  happypuppy20: calls 747
• RIVER* [Qd 8s Ac 2h] [Kd]
  hellboyz1984: checks
  happypuppy20: bets 2101 and is all-in
  hellboyz1984: calls 2101
• SHOWDOWN*
  happypuppy20: shows [Ad 7d] (a pair of Aces)
  hellboyz1984: shows [Ah Tc] (a pair of Aces – King+Queen+Ten kicker)
  hellboyz1984 collected 7190 from pot
  happypuppy20 finished the tournament in 6759th place
• SUMMARY*
  Total pot 7190 | Rake 0
  Board [Qd 8s Ac 2h Kd]
  Seat 1: noah-elias (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: hellboyz1984 (small blind) showed [Ah Tc] and won (7190) with a pair of Aces
  Seat 3: cuise (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 4: zexose folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: xxViNtxx folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 6: timex111 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: happypuppy20 showed [Ad 7d] and lost with a pair of Aces
  Seat 8: N00rb folded on the Flop
  Seat 9: Mr. Espenes folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

PokerStars Game #72861439305: Tournament #553010492, $10+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level VIII (60/120) – 2011/12/27 15:21:31 ET
Table ‘553010492 262’ 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: majba.cz (2288 in chips)
Seat 2: hellboyz1984 (9710 in chips)
Seat 3: cuise (3358 in chips)
Seat 4: zexose (6064 in chips)
Seat 5: xxViNtxx (1824 in chips)
Seat 6: ArtAttack780 (8129 in chips)
Seat 7: Dangotsnutz (2009 in chips)
Seat 8: N00rb (5429 in chips)
Seat 9: raffamaximo (6807 in chips)
majba.cz: posts the ante 15
hellboyz1984: posts the ante 15
cuise: posts the ante 15
zexose: posts the ante 15
xxViNtxx: posts the ante 15
ArtAttack780: posts the ante 15
Dangotsnutz: posts the ante 15
N00rb: posts the ante 15
raffamaximo: posts the ante 15
cuise: posts small blind 60
zexose: posts big blind 120

• HOLECARDS*
  Dealt to hellboyz1984 [8h 6h]
  xxViNtxx: folds
  ArtAttack780: raises 240 to 360
  Dangotsnutz: folds
  N00rb: folds
  raffamaximo: folds
  majba.cz: folds
  hellboyz1984: calls 360
  cuise: folds
  zexose: folds
• FLOP* [Kh Jc 5h]
  ArtAttack780: checks
  hellboyz1984: bets 517
  ArtAttack780: raises 1283 to 1800
  hellboyz1984: calls 1283
• TURN* [Kh Jc 5h] [9h]
  ArtAttack780: checks
  hellboyz1984: bets 2317
  ArtAttack780: raises 3637 to 5954 and is all-in
  hellboyz1984: calls 3637
• RIVER* [Kh Jc 5h 9h] [8s]
• SHOWDOWN*
  ArtAttack780: shows [Jh Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
  hellboyz1984: shows [8h 6h] (a flush, King high)
  hellboyz1984 collected 16543 from pot
  ArtAttack780 finished the tournament in 5395th place
• SUMMARY*
  Total pot 16543 | Rake 0
  Board [Kh Jc 5h 9h 8s]
  Seat 1: majba.cz folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: hellboyz1984 (button) showed [8h 6h] and won (16543) with a flush, King high
  Seat 3: cuise (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 4: zexose (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 5: xxViNtxx folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 6: ArtAttack780 showed [Jh Jd] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
  Seat 7: Dangotsnutz folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 8: N00rb folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: raffamaximo folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

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PokerStars Game #72865582443: Tournament #553010492, $10+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XIII (200/400) – 2011/12/27 16:25:36 ET
Table ‘553010492 262’ 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: 08112011 (25026 in chips)
Seat 2: hellboyz1984 (12252 in chips)
Seat 3: sissijr (37879 in chips)
Seat 4: Yournemises (4544 in chips)
Seat 5: Zeb87 (7639 in chips)
Seat 6: WHATAGUAN (16821 in chips)
Seat 7: j0Ck3R_f4Ce (13766 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)
Seat 8: toche15 (9311 in chips)
Seat 9: raffamaximo (16406 in chips)
08112011: posts the ante 50
hellboyz1984: posts the ante 50
sissijr: posts the ante 50
Yournemises: posts the ante 50
Zeb87: posts the ante 50
WHATAGUAN: posts the ante 50
toche15: posts the ante 50
raffamaximo: posts the ante 50
toche15: posts small blind 200
raffamaximo: posts big blind 400

• HOLECARDS*
  Dealt to hellboyz1984 [Qs Ac]
  08112011: folds
  hellboyz1984: raises 524 to 924
  sissijr: calls 924
  Yournemises: raises 3570 to 4494 and is all-in
  Zeb87: folds
  WHATAGUAN: folds
  toche15: folds
  raffamaximo: folds
  hellboyz1984: calls 3570
  sissijr: folds
• FLOP* [2c 7s Qd]
• TURN* [2c 7s Qd] [5d]
• RIVER* [2c 7s Qd 5d] [Kh]
• SHOWDOWN*
  hellboyz1984: shows [Qs Ac] (a pair of Queens)
  Yournemises: shows [Kc Qh] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
  Yournemises collected 10912 from pot
• SUMMARY*
  Total pot 10912 | Rake 0
  Board [2c 7s Qd 5d Kh]
  Seat 1: 08112011 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: hellboyz1984 showed [Qs Ac] and lost with a pair of Queens
  Seat 3: sissijr folded before Flop
  Seat 4: Yournemises showed [Kc Qh] and won (10912) with two pair, Kings and Queens
  Seat 5: Zeb87 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 6: WHATAGUAN (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 8: toche15 (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 9: raffamaximo (big blind) folded before Flop

payback!!!

PokerStars Game #72865857931: Tournament #553010492, $10+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XIV (250/500) – 2011/12/27 16:29:57 ET
Table ‘553010492 262’ 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: mikmal (7407 in chips)
Seat 2: hellboyz1984 (6718 in chips)
Seat 3: sissijr (22679 in chips)
Seat 4: Yournemises (9172 in chips)
Seat 5: Zeb87 (7349 in chips)
Seat 6: WHATAGUAN (16531 in chips)
Seat 7: j0Ck3R_f4Ce (13526 in chips)
Seat 8: toche15 (8821 in chips)
Seat 9: raffamaximo (58848 in chips)
mikmal: posts the ante 60
hellboyz1984: posts the ante 60
sissijr: posts the ante 60
Yournemises: posts the ante 60
Zeb87: posts the ante 60
WHATAGUAN: posts the ante 60
j0Ck3R_f4Ce: posts the ante 60
toche15: posts the ante 60
raffamaximo: posts the ante 60
Yournemises: posts small blind 250
Zeb87: posts big blind 500

• HOLECARDS*
  Dealt to hellboyz1984 [Ac Ad]
  WHATAGUAN: folds
  j0Ck3R_f4Ce: raises 500 to 1000
  toche15: folds
  raffamaximo: folds
  mikmal: folds
  hellboyz1984: raises 2000 to 3000
  sissijr: folds
  Yournemises: folds
  Zeb87: folds
  j0Ck3R_f4Ce: calls 2000
• FLOP* [4h Td 5s]
  j0Ck3R_f4Ce: checks
  hellboyz1984: bets 3658 and is all-in
  j0Ck3R_f4Ce: calls 3658
• TURN* [4h Td 5s] [2s]
• RIVER* [4h Td 5s 2s] [4d]
• SHOWDOWN*
  j0Ck3R_f4Ce: shows [9h Ts] (two pair, Tens and Fours)
  hellboyz1984: shows [Ac Ad] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
  hellboyz1984 collected 14606 from pot
• SUMMARY*
  Total pot 14606 | Rake 0
  Board [4h Td 5s 2s 4d]
  Seat 1: mikmal folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 2: hellboyz1984 showed [Ac Ad] and won (14606) with two pair, Aces and Fours
  Seat 3: sissijr (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: Yournemises (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 5: Zeb87 (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 6: WHATAGUAN folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 7: j0Ck3R_f4Ce showed [9h Ts] and lost with two pair, Tens and Fours
  Seat 8: toche15 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: raffamaximo folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

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PokerStars Game #72866933695: Tournament #553010492, $10+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Level XVI (350/700) – 2011/12/27 16:47:11 ET
Table ‘553010492 262’ 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: mikmal (11466 in chips)
Seat 2: hellboyz1984 (11621 in chips)
Seat 3: sissijr (48319 in chips)
Seat 4: bayo8888 (17439 in chips)
Seat 5: speedbird37 (44291 in chips)
Seat 6: WHATAGUAN (7411 in chips)
Seat 7: j0Ck3R_f4Ce (18214 in chips)
Seat 8: heizermk1976 (23291 in chips)
Seat 9: raffamaximo (32319 in chips)
mikmal: posts the ante 85
hellboyz1984: posts the ante 85
sissijr: posts the ante 85
bayo8888: posts the ante 85
speedbird37: posts the ante 85
WHATAGUAN: posts the ante 85
j0Ck3R_f4Ce: posts the ante 85
heizermk1976: posts the ante 85
raffamaximo: posts the ante 85
speedbird37: posts small blind 350
WHATAGUAN: posts big blind 700

• HOLECARDS*
  Dealt to hellboyz1984 [Ah As]
  j0Ck3R_f4Ce: raises 1400 to 2100
  heizermk1976: folds
  raffamaximo: folds
  mikmal: raises 9281 to 11381 and is all-in
  hellboyz1984: raises 155 to 11536 and is all-in
  sissijr: folds
  bayo8888: folds
  speedbird37: folds
  WHATAGUAN: folds
  j0Ck3R_f4Ce: folds
  Uncalled bet (155) returned to hellboyz1984
• FLOP* [4c 6s 2d]
• TURN* [4c 6s 2d] [4d]
• RIVER* [4c 6s 2d 4d] [Qs]
• SHOWDOWN*
  mikmal: shows [Qd Qh] (a full house, Queens full of Fours)
  hellboyz1984: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
  mikmal collected 26677 from pot
• SUMMARY*
  Total pot 26677 | Rake 0
  Board [4c 6s 2d 4d Qs]
  Seat 1: mikmal showed [Qd Qh] and won (26677) with a full house, Queens full of Fours
  Seat 2: hellboyz1984 showed [Ah As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours
  Seat 3: sissijr folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 4: bayo8888 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 5: speedbird37 (small blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 6: WHATAGUAN (big blind) folded before Flop
  Seat 7: j0Ck3R_f4Ce folded before Flop
  Seat 8: heizermk1976 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
  Seat 9: raffamaximo folded before Flop (didn’t bet)